Chapter Text
Blooper 1
Clapstick comes down in front of screen. Dracula and the monsters are in shawls on the train
Director: Action!
Dracula: Thank you, young (pauses mid sentence since he is speaking in regular voice and coughs to clear his throat and speak more feminine) OH oh, I mean, thank you young man!
His pals beside him laugh
Drac: Sorry guys, I had a frog in my throat
At this, Dracula literally coughs up a frog from his throat who, covered in saliva and shaken, quickly hops offscreen
Director: Cut!
Blooper 2
Dracula and the monsters are running on top of the train. They reach the end of the last boxcar where they see Van Helsing approaching. Dracula gets ready to push them off
Drac: Sorry guys!
He shoves them, but his cape gets caught up on a loose wrapping of Murray. They all end up falling off of the train together as Drac screams along with them
Director: Cut!
Blooper 3
Drac and Frankenginger are on the dance floor. Dracula changes the music of the DJ booth to the rock song. Frankenginger releases Drac.
Frankenginger: Oh! I love this song! (begins to dance around then notices that Drac is gone) Dracula? Oh, where did he go… Dracula!
Dracula hides with his friends behind Bigfoot
Frankenstien: What’s a matter Drac, you didn’t like her?
Griffin: No offense, but you haven’t had a date in over a hundred years. You can’t be too picky
Drac: Look, guys, I appreciate your concern, but -
Frankenginger suddenly appears right next to Drac
Frankenginger: There you are!
Drac: ACK! Get her away from me!
Begins to run off with Frankenginger after him. The guys laugh.
Frankenginger: Dracy-poo, wait up!
Director: Cut!
Blooper 4
Clapstick comes down on the clapboard
Director: Action!
Ericka swings herself down from the mast of the ship and lands atop the other mast
Ericka: Ahoy there! Welcome aboard!
Director: Uh, Ericka, you’re facing the wrong way
She realizes she is in the wrong direction and turns around to face the camera
Ericka: Oops, there you are! Ahoy!
Director: Yeah, I think we’re going to have to do that take again
Ericka: (laughs) Right, right, sorry!
Blooper 5
Ericka walks up to the portrait of her great-grandfather
Ericka: You were so right great-grandfather. Monsters are disgusting!
Van Helsing: They’re animals!
Van Helsing appears out of the shadows and begins to wheel himself over very slowly. His engine stops and he is unable to get it back started again.
Van Helsing: Uh-oh… (looks to the crew behind the cameras) A little help here?
Director: Cut!
Blooper 6
Dracula stands up at the very edge of The Legacy in the front bow with his arms outspread in a pose similar to Titanic.
Dracula: I’m the king of the world!
Vlad (offscreen): Yeah, more like the king of room service!
Laughter is heard and Dracula crosses his arms, upset
Dracula: OKAY DAD, THANK YOU
Blooper 7
Dracula and Blobby are on the boat and dancing to “24K Magic” by Bruno Mars. Ericka comes up in the ship’s ventilation pipe and fires out a flare from a gun. It heads in their direction, until Dracula and Blobby both step out of the way to reveal the small Gremlin character from Hotel Transylvania 1 and 2. She opens her mouth widely and swallows the flare in one big gulp. The music stops and they all stare surprised at the little monster. She shrugs.
Gremlin lady: I didn’t do that!
Director: Cut!
Blooper 8
Monsters on the boat right after scuba diving. Drac’s friends notice Ericka’s approach.
Frank: Here she comes!
Griffin: All right, Drac, hit it!
Dracula: YOUR COFFIN WRAPPINGS ARE IN A NICE PART, WOULD YOU LIKE TO SEE MY NECK?!
Ericka: I think you got the script a little mixed up there
Murray: Yeah she’s right, I’m looking at the page right now!
Drac: Okay, okay, cut!
Blooper 9
Dracula and Ericka are shooting the date scene. Clapstick comes down.
Director: Action!
Dracula grabs at his stomach
Dracula: Oh… eh… er, there must have been eh garlic in the Guacamole
Ericka: Oh, no! Is that deadly for you?
Dracula: No, no it’s just that I’m… garlic intolerant
Instead of a toot however, Drac belches
Drac: Oops!
Director: Cut!
Drac looks sheepish as he explains
Drac: Sorry, I forgot I had those spicy scorpion tacos for lunch. I’ll get it right next take, don’t worry
Blooper 10
Tango scene with the booby traps is happening. The large mace falls on top of him. A moment passes and we hear his muffled voice
Drac: Okay, this is actually heavier than I thought. Can someone help lift this off of me?!
Director: Cut!
The Kraken’s tentacle enters the screen and lifts the mace, where we then see a flattened Drac on the stairs.
Dracula (wavery): Thank you.
Blooper 11
Van Helsing and the other monsters are on top of the destroyed dance floor.
Van Helsing: I’m sorry…
After a moment, Tinkles begins to lick him hard. Then, by mistake, the giant puppy swallows Van Helsing on one of his licks.
Director: Cut!
Ericka: Great-grandfather!
Dennis: Tinkles!
Drac: No, bad dog! Drop him, drop him now!
TInkles gives a sorrowful look and quickly spills Van Helsing out. He is covered in slobber
Van Helsing (wiping the slime off of himself): Eeegghh, dog breath
Blooper 12
Dracula is on the hotel rooftop with Ericka
Dracula: I was wondering if you would marry me
Opens the box, but there is no ring inside. Eyes widen and he looks around
Dracula: What the… where is it? Jerry?!
Jerry, the ring spider, crawls onto the roof eating a fly.
Jerry: Oops, sorry! I was on lunch, but I’m ready for a retake now!
Director cuts the scene as Drac sighs and Ericka giggles