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Chapter 5: What is each of the Ninja's favourite rock?

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Anonymous - What is each of the Ninja's favourite rock?

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Lloyd: So, uh… *looks around at the crowded room* I guess welcome to the asks room?

Kai: *sitting on the floor, looking up at Lloyd on the chair behind him* Yeah, we really should’ve asked Telly before she went home if there are any bigger rooms set up for recording.

Zane: It is quite cozy in here, and the floor is actually rather comfortable to sit on.

Jay: *shakes his head* Nuh uh. I’ll stick with my chair, thanks. You can keep the floor.

Nya: *looks around at the others, then lets out an amused hum* Anyone else find it kinda funny that we naturally arranged ourselves in approximate age order?

Kai: Really? *looks around also* Wow, you’re right! You little tykes are all on the chairs while the big brothers are guarding the floor in front. That’s amazing that it worked out this way.

Nya: Hey! *reaches over and smacks Kai on the head* We’re only two years younger than you. If anything, you’re the little tyke compared to Morro.

Morro: *from behind the camera* Nope, you’re not dragging me into this. I’m just the cameraman. And besides, don’t you guys have a question to be answering?

Lloyd: Yup! This question asks what each of our favorite rocks are. I guess we can answer in the order we’re sitting, so from our right to left then down and right, it’ll go Jay, me, Nya, Zane, Kai, and Cole. Jay?

Jay: *bounces excitedly in his seat* Alright, my favorite rock has to be lapis lazuli. Not only is it my favorite color, but you can learn so much from it scientifically! The way the different minerals interact with each other to create the beautiful colors and patterns is just so cool!

Lloyd: Can I pick a geode as mine? I know it has a crystal inside, but the outside is still rock, right? Surely it counts.

Nya: To be honest, I’m not really a rock person. I will acknowledge that a rock exists, and that’s about it.

Zane: Halite is a fascinating mineral specimen. It is an excellent example of mathematical order and human ingenuity.

Kai: Eh, as long as it’s flat and skippable, it’s good enough for me.

Cole: *removes his headphones from one ear* Any type of black rock, especially obsidian. *pulls out a chain with an obsidian pendant from under his shirt* It reminds me of mom. *looks behind the camera* Morro, your turn.

Morro: *from behind the camera* Wha-?

Lloyd: *looks down and rereads the question* I mean, it does say “each of the Ninja,” and you are a ninja, so…

Morro: *from behind the camera; sighs then takes on a smirk in his tone* Chalk.

All the other ninja: *gasps or groans*

Cole: You did not just say that.

Nya: You take that back right now!

Jay: *starts spacing out with a haunted look* I thought we agreed never to speak of this again…

Morro: *puts his hand in front of the camera and makes a thumbs up*

Lloyd: Morro…we really need to talk about your sense of humor…