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“HOW AM I WEIRD?” Len says now very angry.
“BECAUSE, YOU HAVE FUCKED MORE PEOPLE THAN SOME ISLANDS POPULATION.” Fukase says getting even more pissed.
“Wait really?” Len says curious as to if that is true.
“THATS BESIDE THE POINT.” Fukase says getting more annoyed.
“WHO CARES HOW MANY PEOPLE I HAVE FUCKED.” Len says annoyed at Fukase being rude.
“Fair point.” Fukase says realizing how much of a dick he sounds like.
“See.” Len says “No one cares.”
“It is just … why haven’t you told me?” Fukase says realising that is what he was annoyed at.
“How many people have you fucked?” Len says, trying to make a point.
“None.” Fukase says.
“Really?” Len says shocked like he hasn’t heard about the reader [In which I assume you're a virgin].
“Yeah.” Fukase says thinking the argument was over.
“Wow, imagine not fucking anyone.” Len says, mocking the fact Fukase’s a virgin.
“Fuck you.” Fukase says getting more and more annoyed at Len.
“Or what?” Len says, pushing Fukase’s buttons.
“Or I’ll uh.” Fukase says trying to think of something that won’t make Len laugh.
“Point proven.” Len says as his point is proven.
“How?” Fukase says trying to bore Len out by dragging the "argument" out for too long.
“Because you can’t find a reason.” Len says not knowing where this is going.
“Define: You.” Fukase says trying to annoy Len.
“Acording to wikipedia: ‘You’ is the second-person pronoun. It is grammatically plural, and was historically used only for the dative case.” Len says as he knows every single wikipedia page ever made in the history of history.
“Define: Pain killer.” Fukase says not giving up on annoying Len.
“Acording to wikipedia: An analgesic drug, also called simply an analgesic, antalgic, pain reliever, or painkiller, is any member of the group of drugs used for pain management.”
“Can you give me some examples?” Fukase asks, hoping he will say ibuprofen.
“Well there is, paracetamol and non-steroidal anti-inflammatory drugs (NSAIDs) like ibuprofen.” Len says not knowing what Fukase is planning.
“I be profen yeah I bet you be profen all night long huh.” Fukase says smiling.
“What the fuck does that mean?” Len says super confused.
“It means that you jerk off all night long.” Fukase says not knowing how Len doesn’t know that.
“I do not jerk off at night.” Len says trying to hide the fact that he does jerk off every day in the morning (Which means that he isn’t technically lying).
“Yeah you do Len.” Fukase says annoying Len.
“Nuh uh.” Len says.
“The fuck you mean ‘Nuh uh’?” Fukase says annoyed at Len.
“NUH UH.” As Len shouts randomly.
“WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN ‘NUH UH’?” Fukase is now shouting even louder.
“NUH UH.” Len says even louder.
“THE FUCK YOU-” Fukase says even louder but is cut off by the universe ripping apart.
“WHAT THE FUCK DID YO-” Len says as his stomach gets ripped out of his body and his organs get burned as Len lets out an ear piercing scream and dies in a pool of his blood and his brain get shoot by a sniper.
“I WHAT-” Fukase says super scared as his veins get removed from his body and Fukase lets out an even louder ear piercing scream as his organs are burned inside of him and his voice breaks and his vocal chords snap in two and he dies in a pool of his own blood.