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“So what do you want to have for lunch Lenny?” Fukase says being all cute.
“Maybe, some noodles.” Len says blushing.
“Ok.” Fukase says as he gets the noodles out from the cabinet.
As Fukase puts the noodles into the chicken microwave and turns it on.
“How long until it is finished?” Len asks as his stomach rumbles.
“2 minutes.” Fukase says as he is just as hungry as Len.
“So how did you make this?” Len says trying to make small talk not realizing he already asked that question.
“You have asked this already.” Fukase says pointing out that Len already asked that.
“I forgot, can you explain again?” Len says hoping that Fukase answers using simple terms.
“Ok sure, so first I cured pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis from the chicken and gave it Sevoflurane, Isoflurane and Desflurane, oh I just remembered I gave the chicken methylenedioxymethamphetamine, lysergic acid diethylamide and benzoylmethylecgonine and as for the microwave I had to do a bios update unplug it during the middle of it so it was bricked and then for fusing them I shaped the chicken around the microwave and then woke up the chicken and fixed the microwave.” Fukase says in a know it all turn.
“What the fuck did you say.” Len says more confused than you the reader (unless you are a medical expert).
“So first I cured pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis from the chicken and gave it Sevoflurane, Isoflurane and Desflurane, oh I just remembered I gave the chicken methylenedioxymethamphetamine, lysergic acid diethylamide and benzoylmethylecgonine and as for the microwave I had to do a bios update unplug it during the middle of it so it was bricked and then for fusing them I shaped the chicken around the microwave and then woke up the chicken and fixed the microwave.” Fukase says in a slow mocking tone.
“Explain it in simple terms.’ Len says slowly.
“I already have.” Fukase says to remind him that he has already explained what he is talking about.
“Well what is, methylenedioxymethamphetamine, lysergic acid diethylamide and benzoylmethylecgonine?” Len says butchering the most words.
“Methylenedioxymethamphetamine, lysergic acid diethylamide and benzoylmethylecgonine.” Fukase says pronouncing them right.
“What do they mean?” Len says getting a bit irritated meanwhile the microwave is heating up too much.
“Methylenedioxymethamphetamine is MDMA, lysergic acid diethylamide is LSD and benzoylmethylecgonine is cocaine.” Fukase explains various illegal drugs.
Suddenly, a loud beep rings out from the chicken microwave.
“What the fuck is going on with that.” Len says panicking.
“There is too much dark mat-” Fukase says before being cut off from a massive bang like a flashbang.
“OW OW OW OW OW FUCK HOLY MOTHERFUCKING FUCK.” Len shouts as he is blinded.
As Fukase vision blurs back to existence he sees the former chicken microwaves components still there alive and well.
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In a blink of an eye it explodes, polka dots of blood exist on everyone's head as it digs deeply as everyone in the entire universe screams in pain as the universe slowly rips apart, erasing everyone from existence.
Suddenly, Len wakes up and screams on the tops of his lungs “WHAT THE FUKASE, WHY WOULD YOU MAKE A MICROWAVE THAT IS ALSO A CHICKEN THAT KILLS EVERYONE IN THE GOD DAMN UNIVERSE.”
“Len you really need to stop drinking.” Fukase is genuinely concerned for Len.