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In this story, Miz and Maryse have been fiancés for 8 years, expecting a daughter, while Sheamus and John have been married for 5 years and have 6 kids. Drew and Punk have been dating for 9 months; Dolph and AJ have been happily engaged for 1 and a half months; and Jey and Rhea recently got together.
Disclaimer: This is only a work of fiction. I do not own anything!!!
There is strong language involved.
CelticWarrior_OS has added k2barbie, frenchbeauty81, theawesomeone, RatedR, country_gal_mj, Punkanomics_Life, Viper_RKO, Scottish_Psychopath, john_c_o'shaunessy, iheartchucktaylors, showoff_heelz, mrconcertohendry, badnewsbarrett15, BrutalityKhaosAussie, and YeetPlayer in this group chat.
CelticWarrior_OS: I'm finally pumped for this World Cup, lads and lasses! I got this group chat working, thanks to Johnny, who helped me during a screen-share call, and got the hang of it! #TeamUSA and #TeamEurope
Scottish_Psychopath: Glad to hear it, mate. Why the bloody hell did you add yer husband to this chat when he is exactly living in the same house and is right next to ya? Explain that fella. 👀👀
CelticWarrior_OS: Speaking of him, Cena had to travel to Miami for promotional stuff like commercials and hype for this year's World Cup, mate. He's a total workaholic when it comes to marketing stuff 🔥🔥
k2barbie: What?!? No wonder I saw him on my TV last night. Honestly, that guy is good looking, he's a total snack for anyone 😉😍
Viper_RKO: I damn agree with Kelly. FYI, k2barbie, John is married to Sheamus! Don't let him see that you wrote that message, or he'll get jealous.
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CelticWarrior_OS: I saw that you deleted a message, and I have to agree with you on this. Johnny is my only snack in me eyes. Fans and anyone seeing this, keep yer hands off of him!
Scottish_Psychopath: TMI mate!!!! No one needs to hear your personal, intimate session. This group is supposed to be related to the World Cup, not the Lovemaking Cup. 🙄
badnewsbarrett15: Yeah, mate, no one needs to know about this. Keep it to ya self.
RatedR: I gotta admit to this one, Lovemaking Cup is a funny one, thanks a lot, Scottish_Psychopath. That image ruined my mind, and I'm trying to focus on the Canada match without this group chat getting off topic!
k2barbie: Anyways, back to the topic, I'm rooting for the US team!! Team USA forever <3
iheartchucktaylors: Pulisic and his team are the team favourites to win the WC. Definitely agree with you on this one, k2barbie.
country_gal_mj: Yeah! I expect them to make 3-0 or 4-1 in their opening match tonight! All bets are on the line. Who dares to step up against me? I'm waiting 🔥🔥😉
Punkanomics_Life: Hell, yeah! I want them to win this year's WC! Totally worth it.
Frenchbeauty81: I'm going for my native home country of Canada, beat that losers! 😂😂
Frenchbeauty81: By the way, country_gal_mj, no one is going to step up against you; they're busy in their own little worlds. 😂😂😂
country_gal_mj: We will soon see about this, Maryse. Watch our team beat Canada if they clash in the future stages.
Frenchbeauty81: Whatever, loser. Just enjoy while it lasts. 🙄
CelticWarrior_OS: I see you, Maryse. Ya think Canada will win by having a draw opening against a random team? Think again, lass, I saw the bloody results.
Frenchbeauty81: Oh, that's really funny, Shea! Don't you have a certain husband who is the leader of the Cenation watching you with those death eyes that you're flirting with moi? Mike will kick your infidelity ass. 😂😂😂
Theawesomeone: Hell yeah, keep the flirting away from my fiancé! Team US and Canada all the way.
Theawesomeone: By the way, during your RTWM in SVR games, CelticWarrior_OS, I never appreciated you trying to hit on her like she's the only girl in the locker room. You should've tried that with anyone like Melina or Alicia, but not my fiancé!
Frenchbeauty81: I felt uncomfortable and glad I rejected his ass twice until he played victim with Beth, saying I never paid attention. Ugh, talking about the past makes me feel disgusting. I need a bath. Later guys!
Theawesomeone: Wait for me, babe, I'm coming over to give you a clean massage.
BrutalityKhaosAussie: Uh, okay, I did not need to hear this. Wait, Shea, did you have a thing for Maryse before or during those RTWM in SVR games?
CelticWarrior_OS: Sadly, yes. It's all because I was too engrossed in heel mode, failed to notice the beautiful man in front of me the whole time, and missed my shot with him.
BrutalityKhaosAussie: Understandable, it happened to me too when I was in a relationship with Dirty Dom and missed my chance to be with USO, since I, too, was a big badass heel.
CelticWarrior_OS: Look at us now, both with our respective lovers in our rightful hands. We're so bloody lucky. <3
RatedR: Yes, but this love fest makes me want to hurl at this group chat. I've seen every game so far, and they've been interesting and hilarious in some matches.
mrconcertohendry: Yeah, in certain matches like Mexico vs South Africa, I had no bloody idea what the ref was saying when he handed out red cards to three players and their faces were shown. 😂😂😂😂
YeetPlayer: Oh yeah, that was hilarious. Seriously, the guy could be learning English behind the scenes. Let's not bully him too far, Uce.
mrconcertohendry: I understand that, but the face reaction became so popular that it became an instant meme in a flash, I'm not kidding.
Scottish_Psychopath: Oh, let's not forget the Haiti vs Scotland match, my fellow countryman, where a Haitian man and his wife were trying to enjoy the game, and this busty lady wearing our country flag-themed shirt had huge racks, and the guy was trying hard not to stare as he would end up sleeping on the couch behind closed doors. Bloody funny, but Punk is my forever lover.
mrconcertohendry: I forgot about that one too! It was out of context, literally. Whoever the cameraman was, I guarantee you he will get kicked out of the house by his partner or whatever lass is with him.
RatedR: Okay, since we are talking out of context, the Germany vs Curacao was a painful blast in the past with those horrid memories of the 2014 World Cup.
Punkanomics_Life: Oh yeah, a certain score of 7-1 ruined Brazil fans, and till this past Sunday, it haunted them again, as memories were scarred into shell-shocked stains.
Viper_RKO: It was Curacao's first-ever World Cup, and to me, they weren't prepared to face 4-time WC champs. Believe me, the German team is a total beast overall.
CelticWarrior_OS: That match was bloody scary. One memorable moment from there, besides the obvious 7-1 meme, was a guy with blue paint on his face, enjoying his team's first-ever goal and looking like those characters from Men in Blue.
k2barbie: The other match openings were a snooze fest since the majority of them ended up in equalisers or 0-0 scores, which was quite expected. For me, I get so bored and rewatch the other matches with unusual scores that were entertaining.
iheartchucktaylors: I understand you, Kel. It happens every time. You'll see more drama and scoring later in the round of 16 and above. It was a preview of what would happen soon. 😉
k2barbie: You're right. I need to know the current standings on this fiasco.
john_c_o'shaunessy: Came back from an entire day of promotional shooting, and now my phone is so hot it almost melted my suit trousers into oblivion. Thanks for the group chat, Sheamus. I see what you're trying to do here....🙄🙄
CelticWarrior_OS: Love, don't be like this. I couldn't resist doing it since you were in Miami. How is the weather over there? I'm stuck here in Nashville without your bloody presence, and our kids are missing you a lot, especially Mia Alexandra and Tilly. Hurry home!!
john_c_o'shaunessy: It's humid, and I'm hoping this game doesn't get cancelled as the weather says there will be strong storms during the Uruguay vs Saudi Arabia game.
Scottish_Psychopath: Stay covered, John! Make sure you say hi to Cavani and Suarez for me, fella.
john_c_o'shaunessy: I only came over here to do my job, but if you're asking me to say hi to them, I'll do it whenever I have the chance.
Scottish_Psychopath: Not rushing you, fella. I respect that you're a busy man and husband. Say hi when you have the chance.
john_c_o'shaunessy: Got it. I cannot believe that, being in Miami again almost 15 years ago, I had tears in my eyes.
k2barbie: How come? Wait a minute, I'm also getting flashbacks, and is it about WM 28 in 2012 that you're talking about?
john_c_o'shaunessy: YES! That event! I remember seeing you, my husband, Punk, Miz, Randy, Dolph, and AJ in their respective matches. For me, I had my ass beaten by The Rock, and it was deserved.
showoff_heelz: You definitely had it coming for not learning to keep your mouth shut and your ego in check, well-deserved beating. Let's not forget I beat you at TLC that same year, where AJ dumped you for good.
john_c_o'shaunessy: I know that for sure. Let's leave the past behind closed doors and focus on the WC happening now. Seriously, Dolph, I'm glad you and AJ are still happy together.
iheartchucktaylors: The same goes to you and your husband in your marriage. There are days when it's not easy, and you must persevere to overcome them and keep it healthy.
john_c_o'shaunessy: Thank you. That means a lot to us.
BrutalityKhaosAussie: Looks like no one has answered poor Kelly's response. I'll answer it for her.
YeetPlayer: Go ahead, love, keep her updated, Uce.
BrutalityKhaosAussie: For Group A, Mexico and South Korea both have three points.
mrconcertohendry: Yeah, I'm listening. :D
YeetPlayer: Let her talk, you Scottish Elf! 😂😂😂
mrconcertohendry: Right. My apologies, Rhea.
BrutalityKhaosAussie: Group B, this one is interesting... all teams have one point each, as both matches ended scoreless. How miserable is that, coming from teams like Canada, Switzerland, Qatar, and that random team I don't know the name of.
Theawesomeone: Sorry for the hiatus, but Maryse's cravings have gone strong, and she requests ice cream on top of pickles, that's disgusting!
john_c_o'shaunessy: Mike, being pregnant is not easy. I've been through this six times! Act like the man she fell for and give her the attention in bad times. Stop interrupting Rhea, okay?
BrutalityKhaosAussie: Are you guys done beefing about cravings? I want to keep Kelly updated on the standings. 😒
john_c_o'shaunessy: Definitely done with Mike's whining. Go ahead and resume the point standings. We are sorry for the interruption.
BrutalityKhaosAussie: Now, where were we? Ah, yes, in group C, Scotland leads with 3 points, Morocco and Brazil are tied with 1 point, and Haiti is in 4th with no points.
Scottish_Psychopath: ALL HAIL SCOTLAND MATES!!! 🏴🏴
YeetPlayer: Don't make me want to tie you up with your own kilts in your mouth right now so you won't be able to talk about nonsense! Rhea's patience is wearing thin!
BrutalityKhaosAussie: Thank you Jey. In Group D, the USA and Australia are tied with 3 points, while Turkiye and Paraguay have zero points.
k2barbie: Interesting stats. Keep on going, Rhea. I'm almost caught up now.
BrutalityKhaosAussie: Group E's teams, Germany and the Ivory Coast, share 3 points each while Ecuador and Curacao have no pints.
CelticWarrior_OS: Did ya mean points? From what I'm reading here, Ecuador and Curacao have no pints of Guinness, what a shame.
john_c_o'shaunessy: Sheamus O'Shaunessy!!! Knock it off with your nonsensical jokes and let Rhea continue explaining, for the love of star bits. Don't make me fly from Miami to Nashville and give you an AA from the roof to our pool. 🤦♂️
BrutalityKhaosAussie: Oh snap, I meant the last two teams have no points. Good catch, guys.
BrutalityKhaosAussie: In Group F, Sweden leads with 3 points, while Japan and the Netherlands are tied with 1 point each, leaving Tunisia with 0 points. This is too much typing for me, Jey or John, either of you continue with the explaining, I'm getting a break from texting. See ya, guys, later.
john_c_o'shaunessy: Alright, this is interesting. In groups G and H, all teams are tied with one point each.
Showoff_heelz: Are you serious? There is no way in hell that those groups share the same points.
country_gal_mj: I came back, and I realise John is in the group chat. Sorry guys, looks like I'll leave the chat for personal reasons. Thanks for the laughter while it lasted. Chao!
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CelticWarrior_OS: Yes, Dolph, Johnny's being serious now. About Mickie, what the bloody hell just happened?
john_c_o'shaunessy: I'd rather not talk about it. Leave the past alone. I hate having to talk about this millions of times when you guys already know the answers.
badnewsbarrett15: Now hold on a second, were you in a relationship with Mickie? I knew something wasn't right with her sudden departure in this chat.
k2barbie: Wade, he was dating her. Please, for the sake of John, let's leave the past alone, as Sheamus is getting jealous any minute now.
badnewsbarrett15: You're right, lass. Continue, shall we?
RatedR: Oh yeah, I remember how flirty John was in the past. Never forget about that time when the two couldn't work out in the long term and ended horribly.
john_c_o'shaunessy: EDGE!!! Stop it now!!! I'm done with the past. Delete your message this instant, I'm dead serious. 😒😒
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RatedR: Sorry, dude, it's gone now.
CelticWarrior_OC: Ya better be sorry, Edge, I was getting jealous seeing me Johnny date someone else. Let me tell ya something once, and for all. I am the only man who gets to claim him and put my marks inside him as he got pregnant six bloody times!
john_c_o'shaunessy: Plus, we got married in Ireland, and I'm glad I took his last name permanently. With 6 kids, life is not that easy, as it used to be.
Punkanomics_Life: Alright, I need the remaining scores for the last few teams! Continue the damn conversation, I'm losing patience here.
iheartchucktaylors: For real, my mind is about to flip out if I hear another off-topic about failed relationships, or I'll leave this group chat forever.
frenchbeauty81: This old relationship stuff does not belong in this group chat. Mike is now sleeping, and my cravings are met. John, what other cravings did you have so I can get an idea later on?
john_c_o'shaunessy: I'm afraid it was only protein salad with a side of vegetables.
frenchbeauty81: Oooooh, I need to try it now, since my fiancé only feeds me loads of useless junk food and it's making me gain unnecessary weight. Thank you for the suggestions, which can help me give birth to a healthy baby. You're a lifesaver 😉
john_c_o'shaunessy: Anytime.
YeetPlayer: Group I has both Norway and France scoring three points each, while Senegal and Iraq have none.
john_c_o'shaunessy: Finally, group J has both Argentina and Austria tied with three pints, leaving teams Jordan and Algeria with none.
Viper_RKO: What the fuck, John? Really? Pints? Is that what your pregnant belly was craving for the whole time and just lied to Maryse about it? Pathetic.
CelticWarrior_OS: Hey! It's a spelling error. Besides, he told the truth about what he had craved during the journey, and I was right next to him during those moments. Fella, keep your mouth shut, or I'll deliver a Brogue Kick to you, sending you flying to the door!
mrconcertohendry: If anything, I'll need ideas to compose for my next song. Send me suggestions after the two groups play today.
badnewsbarrett15: What two groups are playing today? I need to know 👀
mrconcertohendry: I believe (no catch phrase used intended) DR Congo vs Portugal at 1 pm, England vs Croatia at 4 pm, Ghana vs Panama at 7 pm, and Uzbekistan vs Colombia in the evening.
badnewsbarrett15: HELL YES! I'm rooting for England to kick Croatia's arse in this round and expect them to win 3-1 or 4-0 today.
showoff_heelz: I hope so too. Good luck to your home country team! 👌
Scottish_Psychopath: If England advances, will it be you vs me again, right mate @badnewsbarrett15? 👀👀
badnewsbarrett15: Don't spoil it too soon. Aye, I'd love to see Scotland vs England clash within this tournament.
Scottish_Psychopath: I'll be waiting with me sword in hand. The time is ticking down. ⚔
CelticWarrior_OS: Look at me, friends, having a clash right before it even happens. I'll be watching the England match with me kids and have Johnny FaceTime me to talk during the game so we can cheer together.
mrconcertohendry: Alrighty then, I'll be right back. See ya!
john_c_o'shaunessy: Oh snap, I need to head back to do more promotion shootings. Sheamus, love, my phone is overheating, and I need to leave it in the room to cool off. Don't worry, I have your number written down on my hand in case of an emergency.
CelticWarrior_OS: Great thinking! We miss ya lots. Stay hydrated at all times. Love ya, babe. x
john_c_o'shaunessy: Love you too <3
k2barbie: My phone needs to cool off now. Thanks for these crazy conversations. Talk to you guys later! 💗
CelticWarrior_OS: It's time to charge me phone and pick up the kids from camping before it rains badly.
End.
Sequel coming up soon <3