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Of course, you’ve thought before on the fact that your Dave Strider is not a true Dave Strider. For one, he is Dave Lalonde and no one would ever think to question this—wouldn’t it be more strange if you didn’t share a name with your completely biological twin brother? Often times you wonder what Dirk’s thoughts are on this whole matter, if he has any of course, and assuming that he ran off to do…whatever…not just on coincidence. You’ve often wondered how he and Roxy seem to have such insight without the benefit of seer powers to delay their drift into irrelevance, but perhaps their own aspects buffer them against total ignorance, even while cut off from the Game. At one point, you fancied a guess that any future/former player, when given enough age and wisdom, will eventually settle into the realization they are meant to be doing something special . However, the mere existence of your brother proves that theory to be a load of hokum.
But that’s enough about Dave Lalonde. God knows there’s already been an extensive amount of narrative thread unraveled to expound upon that.
So instead, we bring our attention to one John Egbert, once again asleep, beginning this story like a mid-nineties video game character. What is wrong with this John Egbert, you wonder? Nothing would be your initial guess, since to you he is perfectly himself, and he exists alongside you in a reality that was tailor fit. But there must be something that sets him apart, otherwise every flaw you notice in your brother is just you being a rude bitch.
So what is it then? Perhaps his failure to grow a mustache? John Crocker had a particularly luxurious one, as did his ectofather, so why does John only succeed in a scraggly little goatee that makes him look more like a bespectacled Robin Hood rather than a world famous comedian?
You have to admit it’s a tenuous lead at best. You cease observing your sleeping friend’s face, and slide John of Loxley’s glasses off his face so he doesn’t get pressmarks in his temples. Delicately, you fold them and set them on the coffee table, which is really just a trunk full of pranking equipment that has been hauled into the middle of the living room in a desperate attempt at pizza elevation. You go visit your final quandary.
“Jade dear,” you say with a little rap on her door. “We have a shopping date today.”
After a moment’s pause, you step inside to finder he curled under her cloud-patterned comforter. Perhaps that’s what makes this Jade odd: she spends far less time asleep, and enough of it awake that she can make it to her bed on time.
“Jade,” you say, shaking her shoulder lightly. “The mortifying ordeal of wedding planning is upon us.”
Wedding planning is, perhaps, an exaggeration. You were a celebrated author once, and though you could never claim the obsession of the public eye that say a famous director demands, your engagement and subsequent marriage still required a certain standard of spectacle. There was the beautiful dress, the imported champagne, the cake that you cut open to reveal a dozen live doves. Your wife loved it. Your agent doubly loved it. So since the people who mattered most to you at that particular intersection of your life were so enthralled, you found you too could enjoy yourself a little.
Perhaps then anything would be considered a downgrade, but you think that heading to Party City the day of to pick up the silverware might be considered trashy, even by non #1 New York Times Bestsellers.
Your Madonna has taste, of that you can be sure. You can practically feel her looking down at you, shaking her head.
It brings you comfort, that she might be out there in some Olam Habah, some reunion yet to come. That once you die or maybe just figure out a purpose for your timeline, you’ll be rewarded by meeting her and getting to ask what the fuck that was all about. But these are comforts that linger, best when not interrogated, (like when you learned that millions of fecal bacteria are released with every toilet flush and are most likely clinging to your toothbrush right now, and vowed never to think of it again.)
Perhaps she will guide you to a unified world, one that you’ve only seen in flashes of in years condensed down to slideshows. “Many cultures have a concept of a physical manifestation of death that is less akin to a Grim Reaper and more of a benevolent guide to the afterlife,” you mention to Jade. “Think Charon, a simple merchant, performing a service for a nominal fee as he guides you to the place where your soul will reside for all eternity. Or perhaps less well known in western tradition is Yama, ruler of the departed, the first mortal to die and thus bestowed the glorious honor of making sure everyone else does it. These are benign or sometimes simply neutral beings, a perspective on death that is missing from Abrahamic religions. They are called psychopomps, soul guides, and despite their duty we do not assign them blame. Why, as humans, do we continually look death in the face and long for something recognizable to stare back? Why do we look for humanity in the very absence of it? There is nothing virtuous about death, no compassion, and yet we write our Book Theifs and our Hogfathers in a desperate attempt to claim that death is just the nature of things. Perhaps if we recognized that death is avoidable, removed the stigma that those who seek to reverse its effects are insane egomaniacs, then we could move to destroying it completely.”
“…Well, I like the napkins with Squiddles on them.”
You look down at the choice she has selected, the rainbow array of Squiddles beaming back at you. They are quite cute. “Yes, let’s go with those.”
You return to the Harlondebert home with several stacks of paper plates, plastic silverware, and a bunch of pink and green balloons Jade insisted on. If prom night is your aesthetic, by God are you winning this week’s Bridezillas. You honk the horn, pick up John and the mysteriously reappeared Dave, and you’re on your way.
The closest synagogue doesn’t have a ballroom, but the study room in the basement turned out to be perfect for your purposes. A semi-ironic marriage to skirt immigration laws seems to fit nicely in a low ceilinged chamber surrounded by beanbag chairs.
Mr. Egbert is there, as if you were strapped for father figures. John doesn’t leave his side much, and you know he worries about father since the old man refuses to abandon the Egbert home, despite the fact that he’s unable to make it up the stairs for six years. He wants to die in that house, though he won’t say it as bluntly, and John’s done his best to convert the first floor into everything a solitary gentleman would need. It unsettles you, for some reason. The idea that the rest of the Egbert home will remain untouched, preserved just as it was when John left high school and abandoned the rooms full of clowns. Forever plastered in time by posters and the unused programming textbooks of an eighteen-year-old boy.
Your father sidles up to you. “I’m keeping an eye those Egberts,” he says. “I know if John ever finagles his dad into a home, I’m not long for this world.”
“I would never,” you say, lightly sipping your pre-reception martini. “Mainly because I know trying to have you committed would be like trying to wrestle a cat into a suit.”
Father wonks, and nudges you with a shoulder. You are trying to be nicer to him. He deserves a lot more than what you usually give.
“I’ll remember this conversation Rose. Now! Where are you hiding my daughter-in-law?”
He spends the next thirty seconds cooing over the now summoned Jade, who’s wearing her black dress with the green trimmings. She does look quite fetching, though she is wearing her squiddlesneaks.
“Oh!” Roxy says suddenly, tapping Jade unnecessarily on the arm in frantic excitement. “I need to tell you! They can’t make it until after the ceremony, their flight won’t be in for another hour.”
Jade’s face alights. “That’s fine! It’s a sham wedding anyway.”
“Who, might I ask, are our unexpected guests?” you interrupt as Jade double checks for anyone hiding in the potted plants with comically large surveillance equipment.
“It’s a surprise!” Jade beams at you. “Just some people that Roxy-”
“Ssshhhhh Jaaaadeee,” your father hushes. “You say anymore and she’ll figure it out. You know when she does the-” Your father mimes some strange zonked motion that reminds you passingly of Jack Sparrow. You are certain you’ve never done that in your life.
Jade raises her eyebrows in conspiratorial agreement, and zips her lips with a nod.
“Wedding crashers?” You feign mild distance. “Here? In front of my foosball table?” Said table has been taken over by the pair of boys. With a shake of your head you warn, “none of them better be wearing white, otherwise it’s your head, Harley.”
“Not Harley for much longer!” she says, and Roxy whisks her off with a laugh.
You’re not cramped in the basement, even with the other two guests. Mr. Egbert has brought a lovely cake and your father has provided a surprisingly edible platter of hors d'oeuvres, the later of which John and Dave have descended on with gusto now that Dave has been beaten at his third foosball game in a row. As they chow down, Dave convinces John to marry him.
“Think of it John,” he says around a mouthful of honey-covered crackers. “Jade takes Rose’s last name, you take mine, we become Gay Lalonde Power Couple^2. We go to our kids parent teacher conference and absolutely destroy them with the force of our four matching power suits. ‘No sir, I’m sorry. Sir, for the last time, I don’t know who Yamcha is.’”
John groans. “No Dave! We’re not doing a double ironic gay wedding!”
“But think how awkward the house is going to be if we don’t,” Dave points out. “We’re going to be like a unicycle with an extra wheel.”
“…Like a bike?” you offer, expertly sliding into the conversation and the shrimp bowl.
“No Rose,” he tells you tersely. “Like a unicycle with an extra wheel.”
“I can’t marry you!” John waves his tiny tuna sandwich about. “If I do, our bachelor contract is broken. As soon as I marry you, I’m going to have to move out!”
“Shit,” Dave says. You can’t tell if he’s genuinely taken aback or simply continuing the bit. It’s often hard to tell. “I hadn’t thought of that. Is that true Rose?”
“It depends,” you offer. “Upon verbal agreement of this contract, did you stipulate a post-completion timeframe? Was the language so that you would commit to the deal if you were single at the designated date of John’s fortieth birthday, or as long as you were single?”
“See?” John motions to you. “We can’t know for certain. I won’t risk our bromance on a maybe, dude.”
It would be so easy for you, to glance back to the exact day the two made their pact, to rectify the details that the human mind so easily looses track of. But you won’t. Nothing you See can surprise you anymore, you’ve seen all the ins and outs this world has to offer. It is unsatisfying to you, beneath you, and if things were fair Dave could just go do it himself. Pop back in time for a bit of extra-chronological spying. He could be so much and isn’t, and it may yet kill you that you don’t know why. He had one of the very dimensions of reality at his fingertips, Jade could bend the other in ways no player was meant to, and John…
Well John was powerful in ways that nothing to do with his aspect. Incredible for different reasons entirely, and you will never find the words to make any of them see.
The ceremony is short and sweet. A ketubah is signed, the officiate says a few words, and you kiss Jade to seal the deal. It reminds you of kissing John, though maybe that’s to be expected. You could tell her, but she’d never find it as funny as you do as you try to make the comparison to the brother she doesn’t have.
You drink lots during the reception. The dual Best Men make speeches—John is yours Dave is Jade’s—before you tuck into the casserole you brought from home and have heated up in the basement’s microwave. John stands and says, “today! Was really important. Two of my best friends are just got married, deciding to live in the same house and share daily chores and never ever get divorced, so a total change in how they’re living now. And if anybody from the US Citizenship and Immigration Services is listening, they’re totally in love in a non-platonic way.” This gets a small whoo! from somewhere. Most likely Jade. “But uh, if we’re being serious for a moment. Thank you everyone for coming today. You guys really are my best friends, and it actually means a lot to see us coming a little closer together. Thanks.”
He stumbles over his last word a bit and sits down, his face a bit red. You appreciate it a lot actually.
Dave stands up and says, “rub a dub dub, thanks for the grub.”
When John and Jade are done booing him, you all tuck in. You aren’t the only one drinking, as your father has convinced John’s to try some of his “good stuff” (which you most certainly want to get in on), and Jade has challenged John to beer pong. It appears to be going well, since a half an hour later, Dave stands on his chair and haul’s John’s hand up into the air. It has a pop-tab on one finger, and Dave dutifully informs the room, “he said yes!” Everyone drunkenly claps.
Maybe it’s the inebriation, but you wind up kissing Jade a lot over the course of the evening. You are once even so wild as to smack John with a kiss on the cheek.
“Whoa Mrs. Lalonde,” he says in faux scandalization. “Such a thing cannot be done! You are a married woman, and I am most recently betrothed to the greatest knight in all the land.”
“That is what makes our love so wondrous, dear Sir Egbert. The younger,” you add, with respect to present company. “Our love is now forbidden. Taboo. Star-”
You cut yourself off. You suddenly don’t feel so well. Everything tonight feels like such empty fluff and the stars hold everything you were meant to have. The stars are the problem. You should never have crossed them in the first place.
If you were not feeling well before, you feel even less when the pair of surprises walk through the basement door. Because it only takes one introduction to realize Jade is very aware she has a brother, just not the one you were thinking of.
“Dr. Claire,” the sharply dressed woman says as she shakes your hand. “I suppose that makes us sisters then?”
“In a sense, yes,” you say faintly.
Dr. Claire’s companion has an armful of Jade, and Jude doesn’t seem too motivated to get her off him. Her mouth doesn’t stop, saying how excited she’s been to meet them and she just didn’t think it was possible. Father's speaking to you, but his words are taking their sweet time to reach you.
“How…again?” you ask him.
“I used to babysit for little Joey and Jude here,” he explains, grabbing Dr. Claire around the shoulders in a tight side-hug. She’s nearly a foot taller than him. “When I heard the name Harley, I though, huh. It was a long shot, but you know, stranger things have happened.”
Dr. Claire looks at him fondly, shyly keeping her gaze averted from yours. You mutter, “stranger things indeed.”
“And whatta ya know!” he finishes. “It all checks out. Turns out Jade had some family here all along.”
“Dave! John!” Jade hollers, her hands still clasped in Jude’s. “Get your stupid butts over here!!!”
“My stupid butt has entered a loving and committed relationship with this chair,” Dave calls from a beanbag, positively hammered.
“Coming!” John shouts.
“John,” Jade says he makes his way over. “This is Jude and Joey. They’re my brother and sister! Isn’t that great! Turns out my grandpa had kids in America and he never told me any of it.”
“Whoa!” John gawks, and how he can’t tell he’s looking into a mirror you don’t know. “That’s like…the plot of like half the movies I own!”
“It is. Strange,” Jude admits. “A very, odd string of coincidences. But I am happy to finally. Meet Jade.”
He smiles, but it is not his mannerisms you are watching, but Dr. Claire’s. She has that sleek, businesswoman look you always admired about nineteen-eighties lesbians, and she’s watching the family reunion with an air of sadness and you don’t know how to deal with. It feels as though this is some sort of practical joke. How can they be real? How can two whole people suddenly exist where they didn’t before? You turn away.
“Something the matter, hon?” your father calls as you make your way up the stairs.
“Just need some fresh air,” you mutter over your shoulder. You're not sure if he hears.
The winter air is fresh and dark but it doesn’t lift you splitting headache. Have Jude and Joey always been here? On this planet? They must since your father knows them, and even if he didn’t, the only illusions the Game deals in are people so patterned with agency and history that they might as well be real. In all your adolescent glances across fortune—before you swore off the habit—how did you not see them? And if they exist here, on this Earth, why have you not met the other children of Jake Harley?
It mixes with the ill-advised champagne in your stomach and you lean over a bike rack so you don’t lose your cake.
Is this a product of arrogance? Certainly you’ve fallen to that pitfall before. But it seems if this is an attempt to teach you a lesson, the joyful reunion of long-lost family members is a bit of a weaker punchline than turning into a grey tentacle monster. But here you are again, out amongst the stars. They give no comfort, cold and distant as they are; you search for Virgo among the gnarled constellations. Tears are wet on your cheeks.
You hear the crash bar to the parking lot swing out toward you, and as much as you love him, you don’t want to see your father right now. You can’t bear his questions that you can’t answer, you can’t look at Dave without the fear that the next time you show him the weak point between your eyes he’ll throw the cautious extension back into your face. Your family who you love but can’t face. However, it’s neither of their footsteps that scuffle across the asphalt to where you’re still keeled over and breathing out your mouth. It could be Jade. Jade wouldn’t be so bad. You love her, but despite the wedding and green balloons it’s a different kind of love, and she knows that and you know that but how do you even begin to explain-
“Rose?” John asks, circling until he’s beside you but not putting a hand on your shoulder. You can’t be grateful enough for that. “Are you alright? You left the party really fast. Was it the shrimp?”
“No, our guests’ arrival and the shrimp were merely temporally similar,” you say, waving him away as you straighten your spine.
His brow furrows. “Was Jade’s family rude to you or something?”
“They are not just Jade’s family,” you say, and oh, you don’t feel so good. Usually you wouldn’t be so frivolous with your Insight unless it's wrapped in several layers of philosophy, but the churning in your stomach is making you testy. Maybe John’s right about the shrimp.
“What does that mean?” he says, because he’s paying too close attention to you to dismiss what you say. Damn him and his concern.
“Damn you and your concern,” you snap, and his furrowed brow melts into a frown.
“I get that it’s your wedding and you’re allowed to freak out and stuff, but you’re being a real jerk Rose.” He points back into the synagogue. “You ran away from like, twenty-five percent of our guests as soon as they showed up, and you ripped your dress and didn’t even notice.” John reaches into his back pocket and fumbles with a piece of orange fabric. He grimaces when he hands it to you. “Roxy’s really worried about you.”
“Is that why you’re out here John? Purely at the behest of my father?” And wow you don’t know where all this bitch energy is coming from.
“No!” he looks like he the fabric in your face, instead balling it into a fist when you don't take. “That’s not what I’m saying! It just feels like whenever you get like this, all…huffy, we all just are supposed to leave you alone because that’s Rose you know. But I’m so tired of it! Getting to meet her family is really important to Jade and I just want you to acknowledge that when you run away it hurts the rest of this too.”
You freeze, staring at him under a wrong sky while the Pacific breeze draws goose bumps on your bare shoulders. “Do I…do this often?”
“As long as I’ve known you, yeah.” There's a glare behind his moonlit glasses. “You just get all…cryptic, and when you ask what’s wrong you say we wouldn’t understand.”
“You wouldn’t understand,” you say. He raises an eyebrow. “…I see. I suppose that would get…frustrating to hear.”
Here you thought you’d been so careful, so subtle, the all-seeing oracle as she watches the blind stumble about before her. It occurs to you now that if you encountered someone like that, you’d want to shove her down some stairs.
“Yeah well,” he shrugs. “I think we’ve all gotten used to it.”
That doesn’t make you feel much better. You pinch the bridge of your nose, still trying to massage away the piercing headache. Discreetly, you atempt to open your mind, to learn more about your new guests, but there is an aching blockade in the way, even when you try to see them as they are at present. It could be because they’re with your father—you’ve always found it difficult to see through the Void surrounding him—but it may simply be that you’re out of practice.
“…I apologize John,” you say faintly. “I have been a bit…thoughtless.”
You hear a long exhale. Finally, he slides closer to you, which you can tell he’s been wanting to for a while now. He puts a hand on your shoulder. “It’s okay, we get it. I just wish…” He stops, chewing on his lip the way he does when he’s reconsidering. “If you have something to talk to us about, you can, and we’ll listen. We know you've gone through a lot the past year, but we can't help until you talk to us. Whenever that is!” He puts his hands up in the universal no pressure! motion.
You think on that. You have been selfish, have been cowardly. There were three other players to this game after all. Maybe it’s time you attempted to tell them the rules, damn yourself in the process.
“Thank you John,” you say honestly. “I believe I needed that.”
“…Someone to come talk to you?”
“I would say, to borrow a turn of phrase from Jade, a not insignificant kick to the rear.”
John laughs, and you’re reminded—because only you in your tower of isolation could possibly forget—how much you love him. You owe it to them, all of them, because they mean just as much to you as this planet you’ve found yourself on. You’ll get the courage, you think, perhaps after you’ve had a few more glasses.
You tell John this, and he says, “I think maybe you should have a nap first…”
“Hm. Perhaps. Those beanbag chairs did seem to be calling me. I might yet convince them and Dave’s butt to get a divorce.”
He nods, returns your scrap of dress, and walks with you back into the building.
You do tell them all, in the fullness of time. You stand in your kitchen of the (now) Lalonde household while John and Dave exchange their vows over a partially eaten box of greasy pizza. Dave crushes a red solo cup beneath his heel.
The trend seems to be that Lalonde weddings degrade with every successive iteration. If your father ever gets remarried, it’s going to be in a cave in the middle of the woods in upstate New York.
When the apple juice is drunk and the pizza is devoured, your self-control frays and you blurt what has been wrestling inside you for months. If you are honest with yourself—and let’s face it, you often aren’t—then you would admit that this constantly warring uroboros has been swirling inside for longer than the past year. Maybe your whole life.
They stare at you at first. That’s all they do, but you keep on talking and they keep on stare, and at one point Dave looks like he’s about say something very Dave, but his new husband gives him a sharp elbow in the ribs. As the words spill over your lips, an unending torrent bubbling past black lipstick that’s left a mark on your red plastic cup because you’ve been to nervous to remember to seal, a sob somehow sneaks past and escapes into the unmoving kitchen. You don’t know where it came from; your eyes are dry, and you do not feel pained, at least no more than you have for the past forty-one years. It is that you are simply…overwhelmed. While you continue, Jade slides closer, and locks her fingers in yours over the kitchen table.
When you are done, you have no final flourish, no closing statement to convince them of your sanity. The words simply stop, and are you left staring at your only friends in the world.
The silence hangs, for a second, and then Jade refuses to let anything fill up the hollow place inside you where the words once sat because she wastes no time in saying, “I believe you Rose.”
You do not sob again. You simply look at her, opened mouthed, taking in the unabashed honesty on her face. “You do?”
“Sure!” She’s glowing as she looks at you, smile taking up her whole face, early onset crow’s feet wrinkling. “I always knew something was weird. Something about me, and then when I met Dave, something about him. And then something about us! When we first starting all talking it felt…really really right. And I thought maybe that was just because I’d never had a group of friends before, but hearing you say all that stuff about Space and battleships…it feels like I already knew?”
Jade. Of course, how could you have ever discounted Jade? Jade was always more than just her aspect in the same way that John was, your guiding light, your team psychopomp. She read the clouds long before you wrote your first GameFAQ.
“That is…” Incredible. More than you could have ever hoped. You thought because there was no Game to see, that somehow it unwitnessed. “Thank you. Jade.”
She throws her arms around you, and now there is moisture under your eyes, and it is either the sentimentality finally coming to you in your old age or Jade is actually squeezing the life out of you. “No!” she says, “thank you!! It’s starting to like…finally make sense!”
And you finally look up through your misted vision to see that John and Dave are looking on in awe. John shifts, rubbing the back of his neck, and with the feeling of Jade around your neck you could almost convince yourself that what he says doesn’t matter as long as you have her. Almost. For a few minutes, if you tried.
“Um,” he says, and blows a raspberry. He meets your gaze. “I guess I believe you too. I’m not gunna pretend I got Jade’s thing of ‘I totally knew it all along’ but… I guess I figured something spooky was up with you. I think I thought that ever since we were thirteen and you started that witchcraft stuff.”
“Wicca,” you correct faintly, hardly daring yourself to hear what else he’s saying.
“And something spooky ‘s up with you too, mister!” Jade chimes in, releasing you. You find you can breathe slightly better. She gets up and pokes him in the chest. “You got to Groundhog’s Day, windy boy!”
“Haha. Guess I did.” He rubs the spot over his heart. You sympathize. Jade has very hard pokes. When he manages to look you in the eye, he says, “I don’t know if I would have believed you if you told me thirty years ago but…I dunno. Life’s been pretty weird. I guess it’s easier to imagine a world where it was even weirder.”
And for the first time you realize Jade isn’t the only person you’ve stolen a character arc from. You can still see a sad young man in your mind’s eye, one who stopped answering your pesters, and who you eventually stopped hearing from at all, so wrapped up in your own life were you. Maybe, possibly, you have judged this timeline too harshly. Because you don’t know if John has ever been happier, don’t think any Jade has ever made it off that island in time to not be scarred. Maybe the lesson you can take is that power is not the only currency for relevance, and even if the world does not contain her, it is still worth it.
On that last thought, your eyes land on Dave. Your brother still has his hands in his pockets, that grim little coolguy frown on his face. You don’t know how to ask him, but thankfully John saves you the hassle.
“So you’ve been weird and quiet,” he says, and Dave…scoffs.
“Typical,” he says, shaking his head. “Day of my wedding and somehow we’ve tuned into the Rose show.”
“Dave!” Jade says, but you are not outraged. It has taken a long time, and you may yet never understand the full extent of your brother’s psyche, but sometimes, you do know when he’s bullshitting.
“I’m sorry brother,” you say simply. “But you know I just can’t abide the thought of you being the center of attention.”
John is quite a bit more upset than you. “Dave! I told you we needed to be supportive!”
“Don’t be a dick Dave,” Jade agree, crossing her arms.
He looks around the kitchen. “Well I guess I’m outvoted,” he shrugs.
“That’s not saying you believe her!” Jade points out.
But it is an answer to the question. One you feel you knew.
“It’s alright,” you say to all but him. “It’s a lot to ask. I understand.” You understand, but you are not alright.
“Can you like…think about it for a bit?” John pleads. He’s looking at you out the corner of your eye, like you might break down if Dave rejects you again. More for your benefit than for conviction.
“Think about what!” Dave throws his hands up in the air. “That we used to be superhero space god children? What are we even talking about here?”
“Dave,” you say, and the force in your voice surprises even you. All three sets of eyes turn to you. “It’s honestly fine. You don’t have to believe me. I’m doing this because I thought you should know, not because I wanted to you to drop everything.”
The only thing you want from him is to not pull away.
Because that’s what you were always afraid of, wasn’t it? Why you asked for separate rooms before he could beat you to the punch, why when he left the country you put him out of your mind entirely. You’ve always been worried that he’d do to you what you’ve always done to him.
He’s staring at you, and for once you feel like you do share one twin-linked mind.
“Yeah, yeah, it’s fine,” he says, like it means nothing. “So I got a crazy sister, what else is new?”
Jade glares at him on the word crazy, but you tap her foot with your toe.
After the moment stretches with no one saying anything, Dave looks around at all of you and says, “I’m not. Trying to be a dick or anything. You just…you guys are treating me like I’m the weird one. Usually we at least gang up on John or something.”
“We’re not ganging up on you!” Jade insists. “Rose just spilled-”
“Jade,” you say, just for her. “It’s really okay.” And you believe it. You may not have gotten a home run, but third base isn’t bad.
She lets out a huff, but her shoulders relax. John’s do too after a moment, and you’re left standing in a very silent and very awkward kitchen.
“So,” you say, “since I so rudely interrupted your wedding brother dear, might I make it up to you by lifting you and your groom onto some chairs?”
With no hesitation, he say, “you’re damn right you can.”
John and Jade exchange a look as you follow Dave into the living room, but you don’t offer an explanation. It would take an entire memoir to elucidate your relationship with your brother, and you don’t have that kind of time. Instead, you are simply happy to find yourself surround by friends, and that the prospect of staying on this planet until your natural death no longer feels so horrible.