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2026-11-05
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2026-11-05
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How NOT to seduce Kurapika

Summary:

Leorio suggests they repopulate the Kurta clan. Kurapika is offended.

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I'll (hopefully) change the tags when I can see how I tagged it on ao3

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After 10 minutes of making out Leorio leaned away from Kurapika's mouth and caught his breath. He put his hand on his belt.

"Well? Shall we repopulate the Kurta clan?"

Kurapika's eyes glowed to a furious scarlet. He shoved Leorio away.

"Shut your mouth Leorio. Do you think we are some sort of rare bird, able to be brought back with a careful breeding program? Will their agony be erased if we only replace them? Is the culture destroyed insignificant? Are we only defined by our blood and our eyes?"

Kurapika turned away. Leorio stood and put his hands up.

"I take it back. Forget I said that."

"I plan to as soon as possible."

Kurapika put his poncho back on and walked out. That didn't go well.