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    There are cheaper ways to apologize for standing someone up. America unfortunately chooses the one that involves unlimited spending power and a very angry Israel. Then Israel realizes America is getting off on every swipe. Israel, naturally, decides to test exactly how far that goes.

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    There are few things more humiliating than realizing your boyfriend probably drugged you with an aphrodisiac and then deliberately got too busy gaming to do anything about it. By the time Israel gives up on subtlety and plants himself directly on America’s cock, dignity has already left the building. Unfortunately, America seems perfectly happy with the arrangement. Apparently, “cockwarmer” is a job title now.

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    The pants have stopped fitting, which America is handling with all the dignity and denial one would expect. Then he walks into China’s apartment and finds enough food to feed a small summit waiting for him. It takes three plates and one very deliberate hand on his stomach to realize this may not be hospitality. China has been paying much closer attention to the extra weight than America thought.

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    A six-dollar mind control device from Temu should not work. America knows this. China knows this. Five minutes later, China is on his knees and America is suddenly much less interested in product safety than he probably should be.

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    Israel has a plan for his first time with his boyfriend America: a condom, confidence, and absolutely no embarrassing surprises. Then America takes his pants off. The condom doesn't fit. Israel handles this revelation with maturity and restraint. Obviously.

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    English
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