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Part 1 of Getting Around Gotham
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2026-10-30
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2026-11-04
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Getting Around Gotham, or: Five Drabble Trysts with Batfam Men, and One 3500 Word Epilogue About How You All Realized It

Summary:

A fresh arrival to Gotham trying to meet new people, you find yourself entangled with five different men, unaware that they are all connected, just as they are unaware of each other's connection to you, until you all end up at one party.

(In your defence, they all had different surnames.)

- Inspired by every time I've thought "What if someone dated everyone in the Batfam, and never realized it because they all have different surnames?"
- Written for the characters in general, most recently (but certainly not only) influenced by WFA
- Only Jason got outright smut, sorry Dick et al.
- Drabbles can pretty much be enjoyed separately, but they are meant to be read together with the longer epilogue.
- Sequel featuring women when complete

Notes:

Title edited- originally 3300 word epilogue but decide to go for a 3500 for a nice clean 4k total.

I literally don't care how old this fic gets, I would love to read your comments (unless you're a dick or a bot, I guess, but this note won't stop either of those)

(See the end of the work for more notes.)

Chapter 1: Bruce Wayne

Notes:

Not sure if it's worth doing warnings, since if you glance down you might read the whole thing before seeing them, but I will put them in anyway

After this point I am hiding chapter notes so they won't be distracting, especially to those who clicked 'entire work,' but if you're curious of course they're there to be looked at.

Click for this chapter's warnings

Chapter warnings: heavy makeouts, rejection

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

Laughing, you pulled back from the kiss and looked at Bruce Wayne, enjoying the flush of his face, his slightly swollen lips. You could feel his cock beginning to swell under you as you sat on his lap, and a wave of desire ran through you.

"Shall we...?"

You tilted your head at the elevators to the hotel above.

Bruce looked almost dizzy, and the lights and noise of the club probably didn't help. His eyes sharpened, and he pulled back from your embrace, taking your hands in his.

"I'm sorry," he said. "I should get back to the party."

Notes:

small ramble about Bruce Wayne's relationship status

I figured this left things open enough for whether Batman is single in any given iteration, so that it can be according to reader preference. Regardless of relationship status, making out fuels his billionaire playboy reputation. Maybe he breaks it off because he's got Bat-Stuff to do, maybe it's because he has someone he loves and isn't willing to go further, maybe something else entirely.