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Alastor, Lucifer, Charlie and Vaggie sat together at the head of a massive table waiting. Mammon and Leviathan were the first to arrive with their two children with them. A little two headed girl clung onto Leviathan's dress, when she saw Alastor she tried to hide behind her mother. Mammon meanwhile held a small boy who could only be described as his perfect copy.
"Come now Stormila, that's Mr. Alastor the sinner me and your father told you about. Say hello..." Leviathan's right head said gently stroking Stormila's right head.
Stormila stepped out, both heads looked at Alastor. "Hello..." Both heads said together.
"Hello little one..." Alastor said, with a bow.
"And this little clown here is our son Daurin." Mammon said, as little Daurin grabbed his foot and placed it in his mouth. "It's good to see ya Alastor, sorry about the kids. But our nanny canceled on us last minute."
Lucifer laughed as Stormila ran to him. "That's not a problem..." Lucifer said, giving Stormila a small duck version of herself.
"Thank you Uncle Lucifer..." Stormila said, both of her heads kissed Lucifer's cheeks.
Alastor watched as Stormila went back to her parents holding up the duck. It seemed so strange to Alastor seeing the sins of Greed and Envy with two of their three children. Their oldest daughter Lilianna was a bounty hunter, hit woman and a very well known singer. Alastor wandered what kind of futures awaited for the younger two. But he could sense the energy coming off the two sins were much gentler. Alastor then watched as a torrent of water and electricity appeared in between them. It faded away to reveal a single headed almost white skinned demon.
Lilianna was almost as tall as Mammon, but her face looked like her mother's left head. Lilianna had a long dark purple and green fin in place of hair up in a strange ponytail. Mammon's old guitar was strapped to her back almost glowing in the light. Lilianna's eyes were the same green as her father's, on her fin was a green and black jester hat hair clip. With a matching clown skirt with bells on top of a almost black floor length skirt. With a thin green belt with a gold dollar sign, her top was a dark purple with a bright green string of beads.
"Sorry I'm late, I didn't get much sleep last night." Lilianna said, hugging her mother and sister.
"Actually you're early just like us." Leviathan's left head said, kissing Lilianna's cheek.
Mammon quickly scooped up Lilianna. "There's my Star!"
"Dad! Put me down, you're embarrassing me!" Lilianna said, pulling Mammon's hat over his eyes.
Mammon laughed and put Lilianna down. "Oh come now...I can't show my first born and top star how proud I am!" Mammon said, with a laugh as he fixed his hat.
"I didn't say that..." Lilianna said, with a pout. "Aw are you jealous?" She asked, noticing Daurin looked a little grumpy. "Don't worry runt, you're still dad's special little guy. And I would never forget to give you a little attention." Lilianna said, reaching for Daurin and he let out a small static charge. "Oh don't be like that... and besides that doesn't work on me." She said, taking Daurin from Mammon.
Alastor watched as Lilianna gently placed her mouth to Daurin's small cheek. And very gently pulled on it with her teeth making Daurin laugh. Alastor felt a little confused, the short time he had spent with Mammon. The sin hadn't struck him as a big family man. But after watching Mammon with his children, it was pretty clear that the sin was a proud father. With Lilianna being their crown jewel, Alastor watched as Charlie approached Lilianna very slowly.
"Not that I'm complaining...but why is Lili here?" Charlie asked, cowering slightly as Lilianna got closer.
Little Daurin had stopped laughing and watched Lilianna like she was the most interesting person in the room. Lilianna had set her little brother on her lower right arm while her upper arm held him. Lilianna moved like an eel through water, even to Alastor it was obvious why people wanted her. But it wasn't till Lilianna stopped just inches from Charlie. That Lilianna smiled a smile that was an almost perfect copy of her father's.
"Charlie, my sweet little cousin." Lilianna said, grabbing Charlie's face. "You told them to get a bodyguard, to find someone they trust." Lilianna said, letting go of Charlie. "I don't trust others with my parents and siblings safety." She said, looking at Vaggie.
Then there was the sound of breaking glass. Alastor's ears twitched trying to find the sound of footsteps. Sure enough there was the sound of hooves on a wooden floor. Alastor turned to the noise with his shadow tentacles ready to attack. But Lilianna had beat him to the punch. In what seemed like one quick motion. Lilianna had forced Charlie to hold little Daurin while at the same time. She was reaching for the greenish gold guitar to her front and a tannish colored imp ran towards them. Alastor's tentacles were fast, but Lilianna was quicker. Before the tentacles even got to the imp, Lilianna struck the strings on the old guitar. And a music note made of pure electricity shot towards the imp. The smell of cooking imp flesh filled the room as the imp quickly turned to a pile of ash.
"Ah, that's my girl! Sorry Alastor, but ya tentacles just weren't fast enough." Mammon said, slapping Alastor on the back.
Alastor had almost fallen over from the blow, but he quickly regained his balance. Usually Alastor would have hated the slap and being bested. But giving who had bested him, Alastor would happily let this one go.
"Sorry mate...I forgot ya don't like being touched." Mammon said, rubbing the back of his head.
"You'll have to forgive our husband, Alastor. Mammon can't help himself, especially when it comes to our children." Levi the left head said as they took little Daurin from Charlie.
"And our oldest is a show off just like her father." Athan the right head said, gently nuzzling Daurin's face.
"I like to think of it as getting the job done." Lilianna said, tossing the guitar over her shoulder. "So how did you meet Uncle Lucifer?" Lilianna asked, as she bent over to hug Lucifer.
"It was a chance in counter..." Lucifer said, returning the hug.
"Lucy, even I know that it's encounter." Mammon said, picking up Stormila who had ran and hid in a small cabinet behind him. "Come here princess, I've got ya..."
Stormila's lower arms held tightly to her new toy, while her upper one's held onto Mammon's neck. Both of Stormila's heads were laying against Mammon quietly sobbing.
"Tell me my dear, what animal is dishonest?" Alastor asked, Stormila.
"I don't know..." Stormila's left head said as the other hiccuped.
"A lion..." Alastor said. "What has four wheels and flies? A garbage truck..."
Stormila started to giggle. "That's funny..."
"That's nothing, I also have a joke about pizza. But it's really cheesy..." Alastor said, as his mic played a drum roll and cymbal sound.
That got a laugh out of everyone. 'Thanks...' Mammon mouthed to Alastor. "She doesn't mind loud noises or storms, but when there's fighting. My two headed princess here just runs and hides."
"What the fuck happened here?!" A gruff high pitched voice said from the door.
Asmodeus and Fizzarolli were standing together at the door staring at the ashes. Then a second imp and a hellhound pushed past them.
"Fuck me Lilianna, you couldn't have left something for us?" Loona asked, taking a picture of the ashes.
"Sorry Loona...maybe try to get here sooner." Lilianna said, with a shrug.
"What the fuck Mammon?! This is the twenty ninth time your daughter has fucked us!" Blitz said, kicking the pile of ashes.
"Oh get over yourself..." Mammon said, rolling his eyes.
"Oh Lucy, is this your new partner?" Ozzie asked, appearing next to Lucifer.
"NO!" Alastor and Lucifer said together.
Ozzie backed away till he was next to Mammon. "They sound like a couple." He whispered to Mammon.
Mammon shrugged. "I'm staying out of it..."
"Uncle Mammon!" A couple of tiny voices yelled from behind Mammon.
A couple of tiny twin imp like children jumped onto Mammon's shoulders. They were red in color with dark blue markings and light blue flames. Both girls had tiny little black horns and greenish eyes.
"Hello Trixie and Nixie..." Mammon said, as the twins let out two almost identical purrs.
"Can we show you our new trick?" The girls asked together.
"No!" Both Asmodeus and Fizz said together.
They had said it so loud that the word had made everyone but Mammon and Alastor flinch. Alastor had noticed though that Mammon's shoulders did slump a little. The twins had nuzzled closer to Mammon and Stormila buried both of her heads into Mammon's chest. Alastor noticed the twins were on the verge of crying. Used his shadow tentacles to take them off of Mammon's shoulders. Alastor had also noticed the looks of regret on Ozzie and Fizz's faces. But that didn't matter to Alastor, he got down to their level. Alastor then looked at Asmodeus and Fizz as he gently rubbed the twin's small heads
"Show us..." Alastor said, but was interrupted by a sudden flash of yellow.
"Hey Lucy!" Beelzebub yelled, flying past Alastor and knocking him over.
Alastor noticed Mammon and Leviathan winced when he fell onto his tail. Mammon to his credit did reach out and tried to catch Alastor. Bee at that moment was hugging Lucifer within an inch of his life. Beelzebub then turned her attentions to Charlie and Vaggie. But no sooner did Mammon help Alastor up Bee had then knocked them both over to get a better look at Alastor.
"Storm..." Mammon said, setting Stormila on his stomach.
"We're okay daddy..." Stormila's left head said, as the right started to chew on the top of their dress.
Mammon rubbed both heads and placed Stormila on the floor. "What in the literal fucking Hell BEE?!"
"Oh you're a cutie!" Beelzebub said, ignoring Mammon.
Alastor's ears were flat against his head as he tried to get away. All Alastor could think about while looking at Bee was the day he died. Alastor remembered the bullet hitting him and the dogs not long after eating him before everything went black. Ever since then Alastor has had a fear of dogs. The sound of radio static started to fill the room. Mammon had then grabbed Beelzebub and pulled her off Alastor before she could grab his ears. Lilianna just as quickly helped Alastor to his feet.
"Bee, learn to read the mother fucking room! Al's ears are back, that radio static is so loud nobody can hear themselves think." Mammon said, holding Beelzebub under his lower right arm. "Not to mention you knocked my fat ass over well I was holding my sweet Stormila. Alastor, I'm really sorry about that send me the bill. I will happily take it out of Bee's account."
"You can't!"
"Oh yes, I fucking can! Did you forget I own and run all the banks in Hell? I could easily drain your account if I want. And while I'm at it, I'll be taking a little something out to buy Stormila something nice." Mammon said, watching Alastor. "Now, say you're sorry to my sweet little Stormila and then to my friend Alastor."
Alastor's ears raised slightly, the last person who called him a friend just wanted to use him. But for some reason Mammon calling him his friend made Alastor feel almost honored. Even though Alastor hadn't spent much time with Mammon. He could tell that the sin didn't throw around a word like friend lightly. Alastor thanked Lilianna as he fixed his clothes.
"It's not a big deal...I just wanted." Beelzebub was stopped talking once she noticed Stormila and the twins hiding behind Alastor and Lilianna.
"I hate Aunt Bee..." Stormila's right head said, hugging Lilianna's legs.
"I know..." Lilianna said, hugging Stormila. "Three years ago dad, mom and the others were having a meeting. And our parents asked if I wouldn't mind watching them. When the meeting was over Aunt Beelzebub and Stormila were playing. Everything was fine till Aunt Beelzebub dropped them." She said, looking at Stormila and then to Alastor. "Ever since then our father has been extra protective of them."
"We don't like her either..." Trixie said, almost in a whisper.
"I'm not a fan either..." Alastor said, through his teeth.
After Satan and Belphegor showed up everybody took their seats. Alastor chose to stand due to his tail still hurting. Even when Lucifer tried to offer him a pillow. Alastor refused it and stayed standing at Lucifer's right side.
"Stubborn asshole..." Lucifer said, under his breath.
Mammon and Leviathan's right head looked at each other and laughed. Little Daurin at this time was sitting on the table in front of Mammon. He reached down with his lower hands and grabbed his feet. Daurin then fell back into Mammon's stomach laughing and clapping.
"And this is why ya always sit in front of me." Mammon said, gently poking Daurin's small stomach.
Daurin started to laugh harder, Mammon then produced a small golden rubber ball. He then started tossing the ball in the air while holding some paper work. Mammon then produced a second ball this one a bright lime green and started to toss that one too. As Mammon juggled the first two balls while he talked about Loo Loo Land. As he asked Lucifer if it would be alright if his park and Lu Lu World could advertise for each other. What that intelled was the parks would hang up each other's posters. Each showcasing what was different about both parks. When Lucifer agreed Mammon produced another ball this one a bright yellow. Daurin at this point was now facing his father. A fourth ball appeared this one black, Mammon kept doing this till there were sixteen balls in total. At this point all the kids were watching him and Satan. Well, he was just sitting there muttering something to himself.
Alastor couldn't hear all of it, but he knew it was about Lucifer and Mammon. Due to the kids running back and forth between the two. But Satan's biggest issue at the moment seemed to be with the sin of Greed. Mammon seemed to draw the kids in like bees to honey. It was pretty clear that despite being the 'black sheep' of the sins. Mammon had what seemed like endless patience with the kids. Alastor also noticed that Asmodeus and Fizz's twins didn't seem interested in showing their parents their trick. Once the meeting was over the twins had decided to defy their parents and perform the trick.
At first the trick went great, the twins had intertwined their tails. Then they started doing back flips with their tails still twisted together. They were flipping over and under each other. Trixie did a handstand and Nixie landed on her sister's hooves. They then tried to do more back flips like this. Mammon sensing where this was going handed a now very sleepy Daurin to Leviathan. He then silently gestured to Alastor to go where Lucifer had been sitting. And no sooner did Alastor do that the twins ended up. Hitting the ceiling and their tails came undone from each other. The energy from this had sent the twins flying. Trixie ended up in Mammon's arms, his lower arms not his upper ones. But at least the sin had caught her, Nixie had ended up in Alastor's arms.
Alastor noticed the look on Mammon's face. It was one of concern and panic. Once it was clear the twins were okay Mammon had let out a sigh of relief. His face then became cold and hard as he lifted Trixie up to his face.
"If ya damage your body before ya hit eighteen I won't be able to make money off ya." Mammon said, as he looked Trixie over before setting her on the floor.
"Yes Uncle Mammon..." Trixie said, in a low voice.
Alastor meanwhile was still holding Nixie, he could tell she was the more sensitive of the two. So Alastor did something he usually never does. Alastor leaned his head towards Nixie so she could pet his ears.
"Excuse me my dear, but could you please itch my ear?" Alastor asked, as Nixie started to reach for an ear. "Be careful...my ears are very sensitive and I don't want you to get stabbed by my antlers."
Nixie gently placed her hands on Alastor's ears and started to rub. "So soft..."
Alastor let her do it for some time. "Ah, thank you that feels much better." He said, placing Nixie on the floor.
"Come on you two, let's go home." Asmodeus said, grabbing Trixie's hand.
"Yes daddy..." The twins said together.
Once they were gone, Mammon and Leviathan had let out sighs of relief. Satan's son at this time started to tug on Daurin's foot. Mammon seeing this grabbed the small dragon's wings and picked him up. Daurin who had started to fuss quickly stopped when he noticed no one was pulling on him. When the little dragon saw who had picked him up. He wrapped his tail around his body and coward a little.
"Control your brat!" Mammon said, almost throwing the child at Satan. "I won't have history repeat itself...not with my kids." He said, staring at Satan's son.
Alastor was both amazed and scared, because of what happened next. Alastor watched as Satan literally towered over Mammon. The idea of the two fighting actually scared Alastor. While he had never really been someone to run from a fight. Alastor also didn't want to be caught in the middle of this one. Due to the fact that while Mammon was the weaker of the two. Alastor knew that the sin of Greed could definitely hold his own against the much larger dragon demon. What amazed Alastor or rather impressed him. Was that while many would have cowardly ran away from Satan. Mammon stayed where he was almost like he had grown roots. Alastor than heard a faint crack and pop, there was a small tingling sensation in his ears. It was a sensation Alastor was very familiar with, it was static electricity. Alastor then used his shadow to teleport in between the two.
"Now gentlemen...now is not the time or the place to air out your dirty laundry." Alastor said, directing the comment more to Satan than Mammon.
"Who do you think you are?" Satan asked, making sure his face was just inches from Alastor's.
Alastor without missing a beat went full demon. Causing him to not only tower over the dragon, but to also hit the ceiling. Alastor's shadow tentacles then wrapped themselves around Satan. While at the same time one of them placed Satan's son in Charlie's arms. Mammon had backed away, not out of fear. But out of caution, Mammon from the moment he met Alastor. Mammon had noticed Alastor's power or rather felt and saw his power. A power that could have rivaled Satan's or even Lucifer's. This power wasn't from a deal it was a power that a deal would only weaken not strengthen. But Mammon could sense what very little magic that was left from a deal. It had always amazed Mammon how the deal magic had changed over the years.
'Interesting, the magic I've given the Overlords has really grown. And at least it's finally being used for what it was meant for.' Mammon thought to himself. "If I was you Red, I wouldn't try my luck with this one." Mammon said, letting out a low chuckle and smirked. "Ya don't know who Al is do ya?"
"Why would I give a shit about some sinner?" Satan said, his voice cracking on the word sinner.
"Alastor here is the Radio Demon, he's taken out a lot of his fellow Overlords." Mammon said, crossing his upper arms while the lower two went to his hips. "I think ya should give his radio show a listen. It's very enlightening..."
Satan left after taking his son back from Charlie muttering something under his breath. Beelzebub meanwhile was still trying to touch Alastor's ears. But was once again grabbed by Mammon. He tied Bee up with a bright almost lime green spider web. The two then disappeared in a puff of dark green smoke. Mammon returned with his arms now empty.
Mammon noticed the look of concern on Lucifer's face. "Don't worry Lucy, my webs only last for a few hours." Mammon leaned in close to Alastor's ear. "They actually last twenty, but Luc and Charlie don't need to know that."