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Dear Ravus,

Please allow me to start this letter by saying that I showed conduct unbecoming of a King
I wish to extend my apologies for the events that transpired on the evening of
On behalf of myself and the people I am honoured to repr

Please forgive me. I didn't know you had no idea what our joke was about. I really didn't mean to hurt you. I feel awful about what happened and I hope we can patch things up.

Kindest regards,

Your brother-in-law,

Noctis Lucis Caelum

P.S. I'm sorry for this mess. Iggy usually writes my official letters for me but he said I was on my own for this one.


[23:01] PromPom
Your Highness Mr. Sir Ravus Nox Fleuret,

[23:02] PromPom
The Excellencent Eminency High Commander Nox Fleuret Sir,

[23:03] PromPom
Dear Right Honourable Mr. Ravus Nox Fleuret,

[23:04] PromPom
fuuuuuuuuuuuuck
i dont know how to do this and moogle isnt helping AT ALL
im so sorry Ravus im screwing this up even more
youre probably aslep
i probably woke you up
fuck fuck fuck
please dont kill me
or acually you can kill me if you want i desrve it

[23:05] PromPom
im so sorry
😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭


[07:42] Nyx
hey man
this is Nyx Ulric
got your phone number off of Iggy, hope you don't mind
just wanted to let you know that we all fucked up last night and I'm really sorry
I don't know you that well but that should have been more reason not to make jokes about you
you do have a very nice smile though 😉
anyway I hope you are okay and that Iggy's taking good care of you


[08:36] Ravus Nox Fleuret
DEAR MR. AMICITIA, YOUR FLOWERS HAVE ARRIVED IN PRISTINE CONDITION. I HAVE GIVEN THE DELIVERY PERSON AN ADEQUATE TIP. THANK YOU. ⚜️🥋 REGARDS, RAVUS NOX FLEURET

[08:43]  Ravus Nox Fleuret
IGNIS SAYS I SHOULD HAVE ADDED A SMILE. 😬 REGARDS, RAVUS NOX FLEURET

[09:03] Gladio
No prob. Tell Iggy to refresh the water once a day. He's terrible with flowers.


[10:15] Lunaaaa
hey big bro
you gotten over your temper tantrum yet?

[10:16] Lunaaaa
anyway the thing's been A Thing for like
the past 8 years
which you would know if you just moogled yourself like a normal person

[10:18] Lunaaaa
i'm kinda surprised iggy didn't know
i guess that means your bf respects your privacy! ❤️
always look on the bright side babe

[10:21] Lunaaaa
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[10:22] Lunaaaa
and yeah i totally reblogged
so now you know who to blame 😝
love ya xx

[10:54] Ravus Nox Fleuret
I HATE YOU. ⚜️🥋😬 LOVE, RAVUS