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Authors Note:
Obviously this is mostly gonna be highlights, dropping the movie script isn't exactly writing.
When I vest my flashing sword...
Mina blinked. "I wasn't expecting a Christian movie..."
Síat chuckled. "I wouldn't call it that, Christian Mythology is just featured, it's not the point of the films."
We must all fear evil men, but there is another kind of evil which we must fear most, and that is the indifference of good men.
I do believe the monseigneur's finally got the point.
Aye.
"Oh... Oh, I get the connection now..." Mina nodded.
"Aye."
"Oh my gosh, he's gonna kill him while his brother's handcuffed to the toilet!?"
"Haha, nope."
...
"He ripped the toilet out of the... Is he gonna... EEP!!!!" Mina squeaked as she watched Connor drop the toilet and jump off the roof.
Destroy all that which is evil...
So that which is good may flourish...
"Whoa..."
Fine, get your stupid fucking rope.
I'll get my stupid rope! I'll get it! There's a rope right there!
Mina wheezed. "'Is that right, Rambo?' ha!"
Well, Greenley's out getting coffee, anybody else want anything?
"Poor Greenley..."
Fuckin' what the fuck? Fuck this fucking, how did you two fucking fucks... FUCK‽
Síat said it right as Connor did. "Well, certainly illustrates the diversity of the word..."
"Pffft!"
"AWW!!!! Kitty!"
Síat said nothing, just wrapped his arm around Mina and pulled her into a hug.
"What are you-"
BLAM
"NOOOO!!!!!" Mina buried her face in Síat's chest, and got rocked back and forth.
I can't believe that just fucking happened!
Is it dead?
"PPPFFFFFFFT!!!!!"
Oh my god!
Mina's shoulders shook as she went back to watching. "Yes, it's fucking dead, you dumbass!" She wheezed.
Síat grabbed Mina's hand, trembling, tears already forming in his eyes.
GOD!!! NOOOOOO!!!!!!
Mina pulled him closer.
Síat, choking on his own tears, matched Rocco's last words; "You gotta keep going. You'll make it outta here. You can't ever stop, not ever."
"Wait, no, he can't show up NOW, they're mourni-..."
That our feet, may swiftly carry out thy command. And we shall flow a river forth to thee, teaming with souls shall it ever be... In nomine Patri, et Fili, et Spiritus Sancti.
"...I thought that was a family prayer."
"It is."
Mina gasped. "No fucking way..."
You must watch, dear. It'll all be over soon.
"That had no business making me feel shivers..."
"Noted."
"No no no, wait..."
"So?"
"I think my favorite part was honestly Willem Dafoe in drag."
"Valid. You feel up to watching 2?"
"I feel obligated now, you said the sequel is good, I have to know how they follow THAT..."
Síat said the opening line alongside Rocco. "There's two kinds of people in this world when you boil it all down. You got your talkers and you got your doers. Most people are just talkers. All they got is talk. But when all's said and done, it is the doers who change the world. And when they do that, they change us. That's why we never forget them. So, which one are you? Do you just talk about it? Or do you stand up and do something about it? Because believe you me all the rest of it is just coffee house bullshit."
"That... That's the words you live by."
"Aye."