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Just as the details on Yoichi, Kudo, Bruce, Hikage, and En were finalized, Present Mic burst through the door.
「Nezu! You took my favorite listener out of my class on day one! Betrayal!」 His dramatic pose was giving Aoyama, but his voice was still all Hizashi.
「Yeah, I was upset too. I was looking forward to your energy today! I mean, he's right, English class is gonna be the easiest A I ever get, but robbing me of my Uncle Hizashi time is just-」
Present Mic hopped into Síat's dialogue in sync; 「-RUDE!!!」 Mic's mouth quirked up. 「See? We're the best dynamic since Shouta and Hizashi!」
Nezu smirked. 「One could argue that if you're the common denominator, then it doesn't matter who completes your dynamic.」
「Oh no, you aren't getting off that easy!」 Mic's accusatory finger became a finger gun as it pivoted to Síat. "Rahill! The pink listener said you had something you wanted to talk to me about!"
"Oh, Fhéileacán Bándearg, you absolute goddess... Yeah, I was wondering what you're doing after school tomorrow. I have this technique I'm working on, and it's battle ready, but I need to make it rescue ready. How much do you know about the anatomy behind voices and speech?" Síat tried to look innocent.
Apparently he was successful, because Present Mic's eyes lit up. "Kid, I have a whole PowerPoint on it! After school. Tomorrow. You, me, and that technique. It'll be easier to apply the lesson with a live performance!"
"Alright, but I warn you, it involves 8 distinct voices. I'm gonna need a big room." Síat leaned back and finished his tea.
"Oh, PLEASE tell me you've got a technique that turns you into a one man squad..."
Nezu finishes his own tea. "He does. I think you'll be quite impressed. Says he plans to unveil it at the sports festival, and you get to be the first UA Teacher besides All Might who gets to see it. And the first BEFORE All Might who gets to hear it speak. How does that make you feel, 'Uncle' Hizashi?"
Present Mic sniffles... "I'm not crying... I'm not..."
Síat smirked and patted his shoulder. "Real men aren't afraid to cry."
"Damn right, Listener!" Present Mic leaned in conspiratorially. "Now you have fun on your date with your pink butterfly. Don't do anything I wouldn't do!"