[To the tune of "She'll Be Coming 'Round the Mountain"]
We’ll be posting to the Archive when it loads,
We’ll be posting to the Archive when it loads,
We’ll be posting to the Archive, we'll be posting to the Archive,
We’ll be posting to the Archive, when it loads!
Make grammatical corrections while it loads,
Vote in midterm elections while it loads,
Go and schedule your c-section during this four-week projection,
Find some semblance of direction while it loads!
Oh, we’ll all become believers when it loads,
Oh, we’ll run to greet our readers when it loads,
Oh, they’ll call crossposters cheaters, but their patience damn sure teetered,
‘Cause they’ll help me put up streamers when it loads!
And we’ll start a shared collection when it loads,
Share in profound self-reflection when it loads,
There won’t be one damn objection to our new-found fan connection,
Just increased password protection when it loads!
(banjo[?] music)
We’ll use all the archive warnings when it loads,
Somehow every archive warning when it loads!
Won't even notice if it’s storming once our website’s back performing,
‘Cause the Archive’s habit-forming and it knows!
We’ll be posting to the Archive when it loads,
We’ll be posting to the Archive when it loads,
We’ll be posting to the Archive, we'll be posting to the Archive,
We’ll be posting to the Archive, when it loads!