Preface

A Star Trek Next Generation Limerick: I
Posted originally on the fanfiction.lol at https://fanfiction.lol/works/1451.

Rating:
General Audiences
Archive Warning:
No Archive Warnings Apply
Categories:
General (non relationship-focused), Casual, Other
Fandom:
Star Trek: The Next Generation
Characters:
William Riker, Deanna Troi, Wesley Crusher, Worf (Star Trek), Miles O'Brien
Additional Tags:
Poetry, Poem, short, Rhyme, Rhyming, No beta die like Ao3, no beta we die like ao3, Limerick
Language:
English
Stats:
Published: 2026-11-07 Words: 27 Chapters: 1/1

A Star Trek Next Generation Limerick: I

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Summary

I wrote a limerick because I want to write star trek poetry. Ain't no litmag gonna publish that. I know; I tried. Anyway, its quick, its cute (hopefully) and it features well known characters

I don't think it needs archive warnings but if I'm wrong leave a comment. Suggestions mostly taken seriously by registered uses and I don't know what I'm doing (first piece)

My first and only draft of this is on a product insert. Fly, little haiku.

Notes

See the end of the work for notes

A Star Trek Next Generation Limerick: I

 

 

 

Riker was out there to suck;

Worf needed to learn how to duck;

Troi was the bestus,

Wesley was nextus,

and Miles was shit out of luck.

Afterword

End Notes

I don't particularly like riker, so the double entendre, take it how you will. Also Troi needs more love.

Take "Bestus: to mean bestest. For some reason I pronounce bestest as bestus. Take nextus as nextest (as in next best). Its not just about pronunciation, I like the idea that Wesley is next us, which is also why I kept the troi spelling, so it would rhyme.

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