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2026-10-30
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2026-11-04
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phighting ficlets to celebrate the ao3 shutdown of 2026

Summary:

i usually write these at midnight anyways so lets see how this goes ok.

im also In College so uh. Inconsistent updates

Notes:

i had a work for October 29 but i hate it so much i just killed it. Ok!

Chapter 1: they overslept and everyones mad

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It's a cold morning, one that Pwnatious would be hard-pressed to get out of bed for.

Pwnatious has a business to run, clothes to tailor, and tea to put on the stock market. Though why would they want to wake up when it's just so comfortable in bed with… him?

About him, Traffic, his business is… strange, at best. He prefers trading things over getting cash. What could cash NOT do for one's life? What could he possibly be earning from having objects of no value?

They suppose it's not that big of a deal since he's still doing well enough to eat and sleep. His hygiene was another concern though, one Pwnatious took to solving shortly after they got together. It's worth it though, a clean and rested Traffic is a comfortable Traffic, which is a comfortable bed they just can't get out of.

Well, 5 more minutes won't hurt, then.

 

Pwnatious woke up 2 hours later to a very awake and very disappointed Traffic.