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Oof…

Where am I?

Did I die…?

I look around to see a place that looks drenched in bright and slightly sickening hues of green and yellow. There also was tons of advertisements everywhere, those also sickeningly green.

When I scanned the area, I noticed all the people around me where very… strange. Almost like fictional characters from a children's cartoon, most of them were green or just neon in general, too. It was very different compared to what I usually see.

I seemed to finally come to the conclusion that I had died and landed in hell.

…great….

Could my life- or well... my afterlife, get any worse?

I mean, probably… I am in hell after all.

When I got up and started walking around, trying to find a place to stay, I ended up finding an alleyway, a creepy one at that, and while trying to find out how to go somewhere more open and less… scary, I bumped into someone!

I fell ass first onto the hard concrete.

"Ow…" I mumbled.

I looked up to see who I bumped into. When I saw who I collided with, my jaw dropped.

They were so hot! What the fuck! They were a pretty large person- eh, sinner? And they had this clown- or jester theme going on. Most of my surroundings were sickeningly green, but this person? They were perfect in those pretty overwhelming shades of green.

"Oi! Watch where you're goin' ya cunt!" The strange person yelled.

Goddamn, even his voice was hot.

"Whatcha starin' at, huh? Do I look funny t'ya?!"

"Sorry! Sorry… I was just… distracted…"

I scrambled up, now standing right in front of the green jester.

"I-I uhh… w-who are you?" I asked, my voice a small, nervous mumble.

"Me? I'm fuckin' Mammon!"

"Mammon…?"

Gosh… his name fits his vibe so well. I'm such a simp, but I can't help it! He's just so hot… I want him to—

"Ya never hearda me? I'm the motha fuckin' sin o' greed!"

His voice snapped me out of it

"T-the sin of greed?"

Ah. That made so much more sense on why everything was so green.

"Thats cool… but I uhm…" Gosh, why do I keep stuttering? Oh goodness, I can feel myself starting to blush and get nervous, he's just so attractive, I can't help myself!

"Do you m-maybe know a place I could stay…? J-just until I get used to being… here…?"

His grin widened, his green teeth glinting in the soft lime glow of hell. "A place to stay, huh? Well, ya found y'self in luck! I need a new… 'worker'… and ya seem like the perfect fit!"

"R-really?!"

YES! I was so happy he agreed to let me stay with him!